There was a Hollywood script about Bill Walton narrating Tiger's sex-capades during his winning years.
"Oh Good Golly, Tiger is about to take his magical mystery meat from five galaxies and ram it up these three whores! Three whores! Ass to mouth on every last one of them like a lion taking care of his pride on the warm plains of Africa! Reminds me of the time I took a long walk in a dusty, hot town in Texas in the heat of the summer. But back to Tiger! He is dick slapping these whores....."
I can't watch Walton do games anymore, but I would watch a comedy movie of him porn narrating Tiger jizz blasting whores up and down the greens.